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Ms. Diagnosis
I promise this title is funny if you ready the article… Top trending Google searches in the U.S. are: So many sports google searches…. christina applegate When you think of Hollywood, you might think of a great plot twist. It’s fun when the adorable character turns out to be the villian. It’s less fun if…
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Death of a Tyrant
Top trending Google searches in the U.S. are: kim jong un dead Rumors of Kim Jong Un’s death are spreading across social media, surprising those of us who considered him a bastion of health. Due to the weight, cigarettes, and tremendous guilt of starving hundreds of thousands, Kim’s body failed him as he suffered a…
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NOTICE: Cutting Back Topics Per Post
A daily three-topic blog post has proven to be too much for me to handle. It sounds pitiful, but it’s true. To write these topics, I first have to find the top searches of each day. Then I research each topic. Then I have to manufacture something I need to say about them. Half of…
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Plagiarism and Recalls
Top trending Google searches in the U.S. are: egg recall The diarrhea lettuce wasn’t enough, now there’s contaminated eggs too. There’s not many meals that my bachelor-ized skill set allows me to cook. Without lettuce, no tacos. Without eggs, no breakfast beyond a protein bar. Somebody get these diseased foods under control! The only thing…
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Eclipse and Civic Duty
Top trending Google searches in the U.S. are: josh kushner Forget the Ferrari, the PJ, the the mansions. What shows true wealth is a sport’s team. Josh Kushner not only got one of these, but bought the second highest valued team in the league. Kushner bought the team with Bob Iger. Anyone who has ever…
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The Death of Healthy Fast Food and a Disturbing Livestream
Featured image – art created by mags_maze_art on Instagram. Top trending Google searches in the U.S. are: perez hilton This story makes me feel bad for Hilton, who clearly needed help. I’ve seen a lot of push back against TikTok for being slow in taking the livestream down, but this seems like some opportunistic outrage…