Earthquake and Celebrities

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We have cured tuberculosis, split the atom, and landed on the moon. Yet, we cannot withstand the Earth’s crust slightly moving.

This earthquake in Japan struck a mall. As if people needed another reason to not go to a mall.

As a resident of Wyoming, I have not had the displeasure of feeling an earthquake. I hope I never have to. While watching the limited series Shogun, I remember the characters saying that Japanese houses were built to go up as fast as they come down. They purposefully built light, knowing that earthquakes would come. Apparently that wasn’t just movie magic.

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Our second football to music celeb duo has publicly announcement their intent to be married. I love these power couples. We all need a certain level of hotness to look up to.

Between Kelcie and Swift, Beer and Herbert, imagine the ungodly amount of fees the lawyers are making on these prenups!

I’ve always thought Madison Beer was one of those people who is famous for being famous. A quick search led me to her recent music; yes, she is indeed famous for being famous and hot. Bob Dylan is rolling over in his grave at her songwriting. Here is a snippet of the lryics of her song Yes Baby:

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Yes, baby, yes. I need more Zendaya movies in my life. Yes, baby, yes, yes, baby (it’s the least you could do for me). I need to see more Tom Holland. don’t you wanna hear me say? Yes, baby, yes, yes, baby, yes yes, baby.

It doesn’t sound so good coming from me.